it’s no wonder why i’ve never really liked you as much as everyone else does. you may have them fooled, but you don’t have me fooled.
A pretty new puppy From @philipetl #ig #puppy #pretty (Taken with instagram)
This puppy is just the cutest thing ever!
(via sea-of-loving)
I am sweating my balls off. Look how shiny I am. Oy. Bra and panties for pajamas tonight!

well, hello new followers. my name is jessica. i often go by jessica mae. this gif explains why:

i often have a lot of crazy or silly posts. i’d say sorry for blowing up your dashboard with ridiculous things, but i’m not sorry.
this is me. i swear i’m harmless even though i’m super awkward and strange.

i will probably frequently blog about my boyfriend. he’s a pain in the ass and also one of my best friends. i love him more than anything (well, not more than Jesus and my parents, obviously.) just ignore my silliness. i’m not crazy. i swear.

feel free to blow up my ask. i promise i’m sweet as sugar most of the time. i’m only mean when i’m provoked. i try to help if/when i can. i actually enjoy being a springboard for people and trying to help when something is wrong. that’s why my original major was psychology. i wanted to be a therapist.
funny story. i found that i enjoy being in an office setting and chose to change my major to business management. i graduated in december (2011) and finally had my official graduation ceremony last week! (18 may 2012)
ok. i think this is long enough. feel free to talk to me. i promise i don’t bite. (unless you’re into that kind of thing.) enjoy my awkwardness! :)

I have been freaking out all day. I don’t know what it is and i don’t know if i did something wrong.
I actually feel like crying…. I am THAT freaked out right now.
christinadibacco asked: Finally went on draw something. Zero idea what you drew
I don’t remember lol
| Television: | In the criminal justice system-- |
| Me: | SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN |