you have got to be the most judgmental and defensive person i have ever met.

it’s no wonder why i’ve never really liked you as much as everyone else does. you may have them fooled, but you don’t have me fooled.

112 followers? wait…. when did this happen? the other day i had like 101.

well, hello new followers. my name is jessica. i often go by jessica mae. this gif explains why:

i often have a lot of crazy or silly posts. i’d say sorry for blowing up your dashboard with ridiculous things, but i’m not sorry. 

this is me. i swear i’m harmless even though i’m super awkward and strange.

i will probably frequently blog about my boyfriend. he’s a pain in the ass and also one of my best friends. i love him more than anything (well, not more than Jesus and my parents, obviously.) just ignore my silliness. i’m not crazy. i swear. 

feel free to blow up my ask. i promise i’m sweet as sugar most of the time. i’m only mean when i’m provoked. i try to help if/when i can. i actually enjoy being a springboard for people and trying to help when something is wrong. that’s why my original major was psychology. i wanted to be a therapist.

funny story. i found that i enjoy being in an office setting and chose to change my major to business management. i graduated in december (2011) and finally had my official graduation ceremony last week! (18 may 2012)

ok. i think this is long enough. feel free to talk to me. i promise i don’t bite. (unless you’re into that kind of thing.) enjoy my awkwardness! :) 

Daddy said he wants to talk to me.

I have been freaking out all day. I don’t know what it is and i don’t know if i did something wrong.

I actually feel like crying…. I am THAT freaked out right now.

Taylor Swift isn’t country.

(Source: northerncowboy)